sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

spermbanker:

tyelr:

spermbanker:

it feels like there is something very heavy sitting on my chest. like a thirty pound bowling ball. or a small, thirty pound child. maybe about thirty pounds of butter. something very heavy thirty pounds

it ur tiddie brets

those fuk dam tiddy brest !

faerieglade:

"if u keep saying ur cute people are gonna think ur just begging for attention!!!" hell yeah i want all the attention in the world. everyone pay attention to me im wonderful, im great and im beautiful

(Source: nemophilic)

spermbanker:

sorry if i’ve been acting like a bitch lately. please let me explain

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spermbanker:

things i am: very full of myself

things i’m not: even cute???

things i am: kidding! lol i’m adorable

recho-crossing:

samriegel:

DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WAITED TO MAKE THAT PUN

Probably like 5 minutes of fishing

(Source: zavied)