16 year old High School student. Things that make me laugh, or think.
Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.
multiverse theory is great because
if you can think it up, there’s a universe where it’s real
and that’s fucking awesome
for instance: there’s a universe where you and i have made out. yes. you. with the face. and it was awesome
there’s also a universe where i murdered you in cold blood.
that one was awesome too.
IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”