coolpng:

my dad has a folder on his computer named Cool Dad and it’s just pictures of himself

thats-slightly-raven:

I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

bigeisamazing:

things the government want from me

  • my money

things the government don’t want from me

  • these hands

tasteoftrouble:

😭😭

(Source: shopwitme)

ciggawet:

*swipes debit card*
*sweats profusely*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good

pokemon-global-academy:

US retailer Target is currently selling the Nintendo 2DS with Pokemon X pre-installed for the ultra cheap price of $99.99. If you’re not after a Nintendo 2DS then it should be noted that they are also giving away $40 gift cards with any Nintendo 3DS XL purchased.

SOURCE: mynintendonews

pokemon-global-academy:

US retailer Target is currently selling the Nintendo 2DS with Pokemon X pre-installed for the ultra cheap price of $99.99. If you’re not after a Nintendo 2DS then it should be noted that they are also giving away $40 gift cards with any Nintendo 3DS XL purchased.

SOURCE: mynintendonews

diancie:

craigslistlolita:

Miss Rowlegend giving you Libby from Jimmy Neutron

I love this caption from start to finish.

diancie:

craigslistlolita:

Miss Rowlegend giving you Libby from Jimmy Neutron

I love this caption from start to finish.