amoyed:

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

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420dongsquad:

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again


Bone tiddies

420dongsquad:

damittromney:

thelustedwanderer:

helyon:

daemontool:

straight people are terrifying they can go as far as to give the girl skeleton a pair of bone titties to indicate its a straight relationship

Oh my razzling dazzling god

Actually, the skeleton with bone boobs is a male skeleton. From what I can see, the pelvic inlet is too narrow to be female, and the pubic arch is far too V shaped to be female. So this is scientifically two male skeletons.

the straights have been foiled again

Bone tiddies

(Source: 0d2)

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

rydenarmani:

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

rydenarmani:

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it

ahjareyn:

branaivanovic:

Harry Potter: Re-imagined 

-Harry Potter

-Ron Weasley

-Hermione Granger

I am legitimately okay with this and suddenly wish there were no movies in the first place so that more posts like this could exist. So that more people would look at the basic context clues IN the books and imagine things like this.

socialjusticekoolaid:

Dear Lord, when will it end. I couldn’t even breathe when I first saw this… #staywoke #farfromover #whenwillitend

socialjusticekoolaid:

Dear Lord, when will it end. I couldn’t even breathe when I first saw this… #staywoke #farfromover #whenwillitend

slayboybunny:

ya hes cute…….but is he conscientious of the social inequalities and corruption in hierarchies of power that plague this world

poisondyouth:

oh you’re a new fall out boy fan? great!!!! you got here just in time!!!!
we are arguing over a fedora.

cummied:

things to say during sex

  • nothing
  • you dont need sex
  • the lord is watching
  • amen
sciencealert:

Lobsters can come in some pretty incredible colours! Here are a few of the rarest, including albino, calico, and ‘split’ varieties.Read more: http://on.wsj.com/1m3lWZp via The Wall Street Journal

sciencealert:

Lobsters can come in some pretty incredible colours! Here are a few of the rarest, including albino, calico, and ‘split’ varieties.

Read more: http://on.wsj.com/1m3lWZp via The Wall Street Journal